peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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