called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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