Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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