It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Everclear isn't food dammit
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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