STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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