He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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