I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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