That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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