I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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