You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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