I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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