I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
two words: eviction party
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Randomize
