I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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