belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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