love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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