What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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