that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
This is the high leading the old right now
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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