would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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