u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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