yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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