i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
