Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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