if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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