I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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