Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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