i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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