tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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