you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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