Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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