What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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