after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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