i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Acid is not a monday night drug
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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