My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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