this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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