Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
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