Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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