How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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