Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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