Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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