Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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