I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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