I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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