you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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