in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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