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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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