Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
how drunk are you?
Several
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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