Me too!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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