I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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