So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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