Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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