turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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