In the future we'll all be gay
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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