I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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